Clete Potato Pancakes

They are made using old mashed potatoes formed into shitty looking pancakes. After being formed they are always over seasoned and overcooked until chef Clete deems them to be perfect. They are the worst form of a breakfast pancake you could ever be served.

Clete- “we are having Clete’s famous Clete potato pancakes for breakfast!”
Everyone else- “we’d rather eat hungry man frozen potatoes than that bullshit!”

Tracksuit Toni

A Raiders Fan that wears a tracksuit to tailgate.

RoDger- “hey tracksuit Toni throw me a Modelo!”
Tracksuit Toni- “I got you FOO! Hey foo, you also want some verga?”
RoDger-“no thanks I’m really hungry and that little thing is snack size”
Tracksuit Toni-“f u puto!”

A Tim Lester

A Tim Lester is the term used for any offensive coordinator that needs to be fired before even coaching his first game. Expect a lack of ball movement and a lot of three and outs.

Did you see that A Tim Lester crying behind the cheerleaders looking lost and confused? We need a Brian back at the helm!

Dicky do

When your belly sticks out further then your dick does.

Topper- Clete that’s one hell of a “dicky do”.
Clete- I know… I’ve been eating too many “Clete Dirty Hand Salads!”