bootylicious

you may think the word bootylicious is about butts, correct? well that is not true. bootylicious is the first word of a rare species of human called Bootylicious tracholephilia (tray-koe-leh-feel-ee-ah). Bootylicious tracholephilia is the scientific name for a male above the age of 36 who walks around in every state that starts with 'N', wearing nothing but a small leather jacket. they are very rare, but they do exist. their steps are short and to the point, they are usually bearded, and do not seem to care about flamingos whatsoever. they generally have green eyes, and are terrified of redheads. you can try and talk to one, and tell them to put some pants on, but they usually only speak german.

i spotted a Bootylicious tracholephilia today, it was pretty phenomenal.

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