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Guffage

The stink of a peticularly nasty trump.

Dude! That is some seriously rank guffage, that is fart bad enough to end a marriage!!!

by Pourl November 16, 2007

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splidoonch

The satisfying "Ker-polp" sound that a nice lump of poo makes as it drops from your bottom into the water at the bottom of the toilet, or indeed into any water.

Dude, the acoustics in your bathroom are really good. You should have heard the rich low-end on the splidoonch I've just done.

by Pourl November 21, 2007

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Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 10, 2008


Whambles

A word used to describe a very fast action, usually a violent one.

He'd flicked a winnet at her one too many times, and so she lay in wait for him and WHAMBLES, she kicked him in the balls

by Pourl November 16, 2007