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this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try
Another word for a woman who likes to finger another womans mutton shutters
speaks for itself