Hurriquake

The clenching, churning, and or sharp pain in your guts that precedes explosive diarrhea. It is likely to include inhuman sounds. When one strikes you have but moments before catastrophic damage. This event may be the result of consuming Taco Bell.

I was out at a club with my bros when a hurriquake struck. To my horror, I realized that my white skinny jeans were in danger of catastrophic damage. I sheltered in place, in pain, and held up one of only two bathroom stalls. Take cover, Los Angeles!

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