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A woman of significant girth, whose gunt is her most notable feature.
Jerome: Ay hunny whatchu do with all that gunt you got goinâ on there?
Guntress: Make cheese like the fabulous guntress I am.
Jerome: Damn girl, you self-sufficient.
A queef that has been accumulating significant force due to repetitive pounding and trapping of air. A powerqueef can be a weapon of mass destruction when used irresponsibly.
Giuseppe: Oh yeah, Iâm so close baby.
Laqueefah: Me too baby, here it comes!
*BOOM*
News Anchor: Breaking news, New York has been decimated by the largest powerqueef in history. The fatalities are too many to count and may never be known.
The metamorphosis-like process in which a woman accumulates fat cell storage in her FUPA and gut to create a gunt. This is often done as an assertion of dominance, although it also has other uses, such as creating gunt cheese, gunt butter, and occupying handicapped seats on public transit. (See also: FUPA Fusion)
Denise: Why canât I just settle down with a man and make a family? Iâm getting too old for the single life.
Barb: The competition is fierce out there. You need to undergo guntification so that you can launch your enemies away from your suitors.
Denise: I hadnât thought of that. Then we can ride the bus in style too!
Barb: MHMM! Now eat those damn cheese balls and get at it!
The metamorphosis-like transformation a gluttonous woman undergoes, in which her FUPA expands to fuse with her gut, resulting in the dreaded gunt. (See also: guntification, guntress)
Bro 1: Damn check her out, you can barely tell where her gut ends and her FUPA begins.
Bro 2: Yeah bro, sheâs clearly undergoing FUPA fusion and transitioning into a guntress.
Bro 1: Yikes.