Humptied

When you set down your glass piece in a stupid way and it falls over and cracks

"I put the bowl into my oil rig to see if it would work and set it down for one second and it immediately tipped over and humptied."

Phantom dick

When you're high as fuck and you can still feel his dick rubbing against you hours later

"I can still feel him even though we fucked hours ago I have phantom dick"

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