Collin

Collin is most of the time angry, and other times he’s sad. Whenever he’s nice, it’s only because he wants something. Collin takes out his anger on everyone else, and soon after regrets it. Collin is a desperate alcoholic. He tries to go for girls out of his league, and likes them young enough for him to catch a case. He is short, skronny, and brunette. His traits consist of manipulative, toxic, and controlling. He will always stalk your location and is overprotective. He likes to assume anything and everything. He never hears out someone else’s side of the argument, and always thinks he’s right. He is the biggest red flag and ick you will ever meet. So NEVER go for a Collin.

Sibling 1: “Collin just asked me out”
Sibling 2: “Oh… same.”

Collin

Collin is most of the time angry, and other times he’s sad. Whenever he’s nice, it’s only because he wants something. Collin takes out his anger on everyone else, and soon after regrets it. He gets no where in life, but thinks he will. Collin is a desperate alcoholic. He tries to go for girls out of his league, and likes them young enough for him to catch a case. He is tall, usually strawberry blonde hair, and has a beard with a petophile mustache. His traits consist of manipulative, toxic, and controlling. He will always stalk your location and is overprotective. He likes to assume anything and everything. He never hears out someone else’s side of the argument, and always thinks he’s right. He is the biggest red flag and ick you will ever meet. Moral of the story, NEVER, go for a Collin. 🫶

Sibling 1: “Bro, Collin asked me out!”
Siblings 2: “Same…”