Kill

kill is an act of which you take a life from other living organism by your own choice or fault which can result in very big amount of tomfoolery on the other side of the table whit only one bad effect and that is you have to explain your intentions to the judge though you can completely nullify the effect by implying that "you did (it for) the funny" which cant be penetrated by any law hence "its funny" and youre "troll"

someone:
"Oh no you killed joe!"
you:
"Funny right?"