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Pro-vaxxer

Someone who vaccinates him- or herself, as well as their offspring. They do this because vaccines are known to be safe, and much cheaper than hospitalization, a lifelong handicap, or a funeral.
Unless antivaxxers, who only seem to study at the universities of Facebook and YouTube, pro-vaxxers get their medical information from respected sources, such as scientific journals like Science, Nature, or the New England Journal of Medicine. They also frequently consult with licensed medical professionals like doctors and nurses.

Parent 1: Look there, it's Timmy in a cute little wheelchair because his parents did not vaccinate him against polio.
Parent 2: If you think that's bad, Tammy is already in her grave because measles took her.
Parent 1: This is why i am a pro-vaxxer.
Parent 2: I too would like to see my children grow up healthy.
* high five *

by Pr0metheus January 1, 2019

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