Guap

A slang term for money. It can mean that you have money in your hands.

Take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bombin' in, they bombin' in

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Knot

This is speaking of canid animals (members of the dog family; Canidae). A knot is basically a swelling of the Bulbus Glandis, a part of a canine's penis. The erectile tissue swells up during the climax of sexual intercourse and locks when it penetrates the female allowing it to inseminate into the female canine (probably because these canid animals miss when they hump the female so the semen will miss, I think).

Dirty Friend: "Lol. Look at that dog's knot. Now it's stuck with the female"
Other Friend: "You're disgusting. You're probably thinking about bestiality you furry freak."

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108

If you say this to Siri on your iPhone or iPod, Siri will have you talking with an emergency responder in 5 seconds. You can also say 112 to her for emergency services.

Victim: "108!"
Siri: "I'm sorry, what was that?"
Victim: "112!"
Siri: "I've found some results for 'Burger King foot lettuce'."

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