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Hell-frontal Cortex

Part of the brain that stores all memories of a strict, religious childhood. The phrase "Your going straight to hell", echo's through your mind when engaging in certain activities (i.e, laughing at dirty jokes, engaging in sex acts with someone or alone, cursing, reading definitions in the Urban Dictionary, etc) The fear of hell, fire and damnation is alerted in your memory, but usually not strong enough to prevent "sinful" activities. There is no way to successfully remove the Hell-frontal Cortex. There is a theory that one can commit an act so horrific that a lightening bolt from the sky will strike. There are no survivors to verify this theory.

"Every time I get a tattoo, my Hell-Frontal Cortex tells my brain that I am going straight to hell. Then I think, fuck it, and have sex with the tattoo artist. YOLO!"

by Preachers Daughter August 6, 2015


Out-Bitch-da-Bitch

When there is a Bitch in a group of people, you know she is there, and proceed to out smart her in a more subtle and discreet manner. You gather all the information about her that you can dig up and then use the info against her.....in a way that she never knew what hit her. She is still scratching her head and wondering what happened as she is utterly destroyed. It takes a Bitch to spot a Bitch.

"I am sick of listening to that Bitch. I can't believe no one see's how fake she is! I'm going to have to Out-Bitch-da-Bitch!"

by Preachers Daughter June 16, 2016