ben chod

Sister Fucker
Word of Indian origin. Tends to be more frequently used than the 'mother-fucker' equivalent.
It's up there as one of the top insults to people from the Indian sub-continent.

That ben chod over there tried to steal my pint.

Oi, ben chod, kiss my chadees!

I went to the bar to buy a pint and the ben chod asked me for I.D.

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pot belly

This is what you call a stomach that has become big enough so you can't see your belt.

Mine was caused by chinese food and cider.

Most blokes get it on their 30s if they're lazy like me. You slowly turn into Homer or your Dad.

It's great when you have kids though, they can fall asleep on it.

"Jeez Prem, haven't seen you in years, what's with the pot belly?"

"Living the good life and doing f*** all exercise."

"Fat git"

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Physiotherapist

What Americans call 'Physical Therapists' ot PTs.

Medically recognised treatment for various health problems including musculoskeletal problems, Neurological problems, Rheumatology etc.
'Physios' have been around in the UK for over 100 years and are the only professionals recognised by the National Health Service (NHS) - Chiropractors and Osteopaths are not and are alternative therapies.

"Shit, I've pulled something in my back..!"
"Go call a physiotherapist, they'll fix it up."

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Iraq war

A great idea that led to lots of fun for the US and UK soldiers.
Managed to whoop Saddam's ass and find him hiding in a hole.
For some stupid reason most Brits were against to war, blaming the lie about WMDs. Presumably they'd have preferred Saddam still there and his sons raping the women and children of Iraq as they did. I dispair at my country sometimes...

"why are you angry at the government?"
"THE IRAQ WAR"
"what about it?"
"it was illegal and wrong" (just saying what everyone else does)
"what, so you would have been happier with saddam still in power and the people of Iraq living a shit life, then?"
"errrr....oh.....uhmmmm.....i'm a thick shit aren't I?"
"Yes"

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cover the face, bomb the base

What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job

"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."

"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."

"Oh shit, what a minger..."

"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"

"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."

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Pentagon

The five sided building which was allegedly hit by a plane. However, why was there only a 14 foot wide hole in the wall, and no plane debris anywhere...?

Check the facts and you'll be shocked..

A plane hit the pentagon on 9/11

More like a missile if you look at the facts..

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Bushism

I could write a book on this one, and it would be a big as The Bible. What can I say? Most powerful Nation, Biggest Shit-for-brains as Leader...

Bushism examples:

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."

"I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That's a pretty cool first name, isn't it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo."

"Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin' out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country."

"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend."

I COULD GO ON FOREVER....

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