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Angled Pinocchio

When you have intentions of penetrating a woman’s vagina, but accidentally push up instead of in resulting in a cut that goes upward through the body from the genital region with the precision of a scalpel which makes for a very painful torn clitoris and in some cases, a gutted girlfriend.

“Don’t talk to him, he gave me an Angled Pinocchio.”

by Prescription Bottle February 16, 2021