John Wilkes Booth

After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.

Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.

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Coffee Filter

The act of taking a permeable pillow case, eating Mexican, shitting wet in the pillow case, then smacking someone in the face with it.

I heard that Hillel gave my girlfriend an Abe Lincoln, so to pay him back in full I gave the jewtard a coffee filter and curbed him.

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Brushfire

The act of setting the pubic hair from the nether-regions ablaze while the hair is still attached to the person's body.

On Fetish Night at Club 69, Alicia got a little out-of-hand and started a brushfire in her hairy axe wound.

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