Gomez

If your last name is Gomez, you suck. You will have a horrible life, and everybody will dislike you. Why? Because you are ugly, stupid, and idiotic. You are dumb, and will get nowhere in life. You should just give up.

Did you hear that the Gomez family is homeless now? It's awesome, right?

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Potterized

To become totally obsessed with the Harry Potter series. Potterization may occur because of a friend or family member, or independently. There is no known cure for potterization.

After finishing Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, I was totally potterized.

Ringo Starr

A drummer in the legendary rock group the Beatles. Born in Liverpool, England, Starr's real name is Richard Starkey.

I wish I could be an amazing drummer like Ringo Starr.

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