Sand fetish

It’s A strong sexual tension between you and the never ending sexy sand . It when you go hard from combining your foot fetish with your ongoing sand fetish and getting aroused every time that you think about the spicy, juicy, golden peach grainy goodness. It’s also when you put sand on your pp

Me:« YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MUM !! I LOVE SAND SENPAI »!! SAND-CHAN AND I HAVE A CONNECTION IN THE FEET!! I WAKE UP EVERY DAY AND PUT SAND ON MY PP AND YOU WILL RESPECT THE DRIFT !! »
Mum: « priest mike? My son has a sand fetish »

Urban dictionary fetish

When every time you see urban dictionary ’s blue background, your pp is happy // you want to DJ the VJ.

-Yo dude, urban d is low key kinda thicc
-oh boy, i think you have the case of urban dictionary fetish

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Apple juice in a wine glass

This an insult stating that you are a poor person//not high class // simple// that is trying to fit in with with wealthy people and failing miserably ( and usually after that, you spiral into a deep gay depression ).

-i am so stressed to meet his family !
-oh come on ! It won’t be that bad!

- his family owns 3 castles, I’m literally apple juice in a wine glass

Assss

An Assss is just a elongated and thicc ass

-damn dude, look at that ass
-ass? No bro, that’s an assss

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Slutty can of beans

this is usually not used as an insult. This sentence is used among hillbillies and rednecks to call each other sexy and//or arousing .

Brother: hey pork chop ;) , oh baby you really are a slutty can of beans.
Sister: thanks pumpkin pie, I could grind up on that red neck of yours all day.

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