Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.

bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”

Ass as fuck

When something or someone is in the upper echelons of garbage, or garbage at doing/playing something.

“Who let that nigga cook bruh”

“On god. That nigga bout ass as fuck”