Shroom Fiend

That friend who's always nagging you for shrooms.

Thomas: Yo, Rodney, you wanna come over on Friday?

Rodney: You got shrooms at yo home?

Thomas: Nah, you a shroom fiend.

Lannfunny

A joke that the teller thinks is funny but really isn't.

John: and the bartender said "why the long face?"

Luke: John made a Lannfunny