coots

An informal manner in which to express "farewell" (The formal manner being "toodles and cooters").

n. A rapid succession of gaseous vaginal explosions.

Well it's time for me to change my sanitary napkin, coots!

Man, did you smell Lulu's coots? That bitch is nasty!

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lmpo

Internet slang for "laugh my poop out", it can be used figuratively or literally.

You did WHAT to your grandmother?!? lmpo.

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col

An internet expression for "chortle out loud". It is used to express less enthusiasm than "lol", but slightly more enthusiasm than loti.

When Samantha lactated right in the middle of brunch, I just had to col.

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loti

An internet term for "laughing on the inside". It shows less enthusiasm than "lol" and even col. Loti is properly used when you are only slightly amused.

I couldn't help but loti when I found my brother's magic stick in my grandmother's crumbcake.

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having kittens

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!

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