Kraken

I showed everyone my penis. One guy called it a “beached whale”. One girl called it a “fucking sea monster” and another said “it’s a kraken!” So now I wait patiently for the day when someone asks me to “release the kraken” so I can show off my massive dong.

When my girl wants me to love on her, she says: "Release the Kraken", and I take off my belt and drop my pants.