backhand shalanski

A sexual manuver in which a woman, in a sixtynine-esk position, with her muff above the man's head, greases his rod with baby oil and proceeds, with reverse grip, a manual release of his baby batter.

I was at the Octopussy, when my counterpart came out of a room, labeled 'PRIVATE', looking like he saw a ghost and told me she gave him the 'ole, backhand shalanski.

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hucklebuck

during sex, doggiestyle of course, slipping two (or three) fingers in her butt, and picking her up off the ground and/or bed whilest screaming "HUCKLEBUCK!!!"

I couldn't hear Jen cry when I gave her the hucklebuck, because I was of course shouting, "HUCKLEBUCK!"

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Buttonhook

during sex, doggiestyle of course, slipping two (or three) fingers in her butt, and picking her up off the ground and/or bed whilest screaming "BUTTONHOOK!!!" or "ZOINKS!"

I couldn't hear Jen cry when I gave her the hucklebuck, because I was of course shouting, "BUTTONHOOK!"

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Backhand Dabrowski

The act of "stress relieving" or "interogating the suspect" with a reverse grip while looking at pictures of 'Storage Area Networks'.

Last night I gave myself a Backhand Dabrowski!

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