Hays highschool

n.

1: a place of constant discontent and void of all joy.

2: a high school that country bumpkin cousin-fuckers used to rein supreme, until a tsunami of eses came and ate them all with carne asada.
3: yee yee.

Country kid with lifted Chevy and John Deer stickers all over his truck and clothes: "Boy howdy I sure do love Hays Highsc-"

Ese: *munch crunch*

Ese: "Man fuck Hays highschool"

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smoker's lung

1) Something a seasoned tobacco/marijuana/meth smoker says when they have a coughing fit.

2) A serious condition that you should probably consult your doctor about.

Tom: *coughs like he's dying*
Gerald: Are you okay, Tom?
Tom: Yeah I'm good- it's just my smoker's lung acting up.
Gerald: Dude, you really need to quit smoking.
Tom: Shut up pussy or I'll cough on you.