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A main entree prepared by stuffing a chicken into a duck, then stuffing the duck into a turkey, then stuffing the turkey into a Nazi.
If that skin head doesn't quit messing with people, I'm gonna have to whip up some Fuhrducken!
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What a gynecologist yells when the results of a pap-smear come back.
Doc: PAPRIKA!!
Betty Bigguns: What is it, What?!
Doc: Oh...uh...it says you have cervical cancer. You have 2 months to live.
Betty Bigguns: ...buh...
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A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
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Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.
I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.
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(Br à st) A term used when one man wants to politely acknowledge another man's Gynecomastia,
Also called: man boobs.
Hey Brah! That wetsuit sure makes your broeasts look supple! You think I can grip a squidge?