Collins clause

The phenomenon where one friend tends to contract a wide range of diseases.

Brian sure has that Collins Clause. In addition to his diabetes, MS, and micropenis I just heard he caught Leprosy.

Hominoes

Snacks and refreshments at an unsanctioned, unchaperoned, sober pool party.

“Who’s bringing the hominoes to the Grand today?”

hominoes

An unsanctioned snack brought to sober social events, such as a pool party.

Who’s bringing the hominoes to the Grand today? I hope Steve doesn’t find out.

dirt play

Slang for ass play.

My girl was down for a lil dirt play last night. She’s a keeper.

Bubb

Ruined photo of a bowel movement.

“What a Bubb . I think it was full on Loch Ness, the rarest of all the shit monsters. Then I ruined it with the bidet.”

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