Hominoes

Snacks and refreshments at an unsanctioned, unchaperoned, sober pool party.

“Who’s bringing the hominoes to the Grand today?”

hominoes

An unsanctioned snack brought to sober social events, such as a pool party.

Who’s bringing the hominoes to the Grand today? I hope Steve doesn’t find out.

Collins clause

The phenomenon where one friend tends to contract a wide range of diseases.

Brian sure has that Collins Clause. In addition to his diabetes, MS, and micropenis I just heard he caught Leprosy.

dirt play

Slang for ass play.

My girl was down for a lil dirt play last night. She’s a keeper.

Bubb

Ruined photo of a bowel movement.

“What a Bubb . I think it was full on Loch Ness, the rarest of all the shit monsters. Then I ruined it with the bidet.”

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