meat tulip

A pretty vagina

Hey lady. I like your meat tulip!

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Statue of Delivery

What children hear the very first time you introduce them to the Statue of Liberty, mainly because they've never heard the word "liberty" before but know good things come from a FedEx delivery.

Mom: "What did you learn at school today, Sweetheart?"
Kindergardner: "George Washington, the American flag and The Statue of Delivery."

baby adult

An 18-20 year old human.

Mom: "Happy Birthday, son! You're 18 years old today, wow!"
Son: "Thanks, Mom. Yup, I'm an ADULT now! Legally I can do whatever I want and you can't ground me."
Mom: laughs "Adult? You're a BABY adult."

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