Baked Alaskan Pipeline

After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.

Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.

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Asscara

The ring around the anus formed by lubrication products and bodily fluids. Often contains damp matted hair. Upon observation it resembles an winking eye with too much mascara.

Damn, gurl. Your asscara be all runnin down your buttocks.

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