pho-effect

When you’re sick with a sinus infection and eat spicy pho to clear your sinuses. As a result of your spicy-ass pho, you feel better and your face stops trying to drain all the time.

Lorraine: I’m gonna eat this pho so I can have the “pho-effect”.

John: Careful, it doesn’t last long and then your back to feeling like garbage.

Lorraine: It’s worth it

squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants

John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.