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But today we will tell you all about this magical place and it inhabitants. A 229'er can observe the MOST BEAUTIFUL SUNRISES AND SUNSETS if you venture just beyond the borders of this no-mans land. Or just wait Princess Weirdo will take the pictures and she'll show them to you whether you wanna see or not. Better act like you like 'em too cuz one never knows about PW or ANY other 229 really. We are at least halfway F'ed up here but what you may not see without a very powerful microscope and maybe a little magic is that 229'ers can be friendly, fantastic and downright loving people. Some might even call them angelic! But possibly their talking about the fallen variety, but still an angelâ¥ï¸
Outlander-gasps that's a 229'er!!
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Part 1
One who resides in a mysterious place beyond the land of Vill. A land known to all Knowers that are Knowing as "The 229". Un-knowers should never risk a little more light les your eyes gaze upon the gobblers. GarDolf yelled "You shall not pass" as strangers tried to cross the caution tape. Some ingored this warning because they knew Gardolf was trying not to fart in the hot tub. A 229'er is a individual with much courage, beauty, and kindness with the underlying threat of blissfulness bordering on insanity. If you are lucky enough to call yourself a 229'er you may partake in activities such as, shit-talking, playing chicken with TomTom on foot while he's driving, bike-riding but not because you want to. You just don't have a vehicle. Poor decisions making concerning men. Only because you love those assholes. You may even observe a 229'er calling the cops but not on each other unless you're from NeverNeverland or there's a reward involved ofcourse. Also some members of the Royal family will quick-like call the law on your ass. No these fucktards call the cops on themselves!! Well ChaneSaw does anyway but first he'll steal a phone from NNL to call with! NiggaJay and PeterPan will then call the PoPo(police) on their lifelong friend Mr. ChaneSaw. That's ok cuz MrSaw was gonna call them on himself anyway so go ahead and call! MrSaw will probably pay you a reward. They grab the Hulk so they have something to sit on the kitchen counter back at NNL.
WaWa Worker 1 -Dont anybody look her in the eyes!!! That's a 229'er.
Possible 229'er- Don't judge me. I'm an X-mem of the 229.
WaWa Worker 2- (while looking at the floor)Once you go 229'er you don't come back!!
229'er X-Mem-I didn't wanna come back but the PoPo came.... and shined they light on me.. and I was Runninggaaa....cause Mama always said????? Oh what were we talking about? Yes imma 229'er.
WaWa Worker 2-He does have the mark. Just back away slowly. He might not bite.
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The real part 2
The other parts is actually part 3
We're a very special 2 live crue!! Don't judge us but damn sure DO NOT join us! Unless you want to. Dr Phil might still have a couch available. You know a 229'er by the mark. It's too late for people like Krystola and Gregor because they've already got the mark. JoeKnow's youre marked as well so you should just go ahead and marry Princess Weirdo. I'm just saying. She is pretty fucking amazing ya know??!!! Back to the mark, it's more of a crazy look in their eyes but for Goodness sakes, DO NOT EVER LOOK A 229'ER IN THE EYE. You'll turn to stone or you'll just be stoned if we can find the weed pipe. If not there's trash everywhere we'll use a f'ing can. PW has been herd at work with getting the trash up but more trash arrives daily...so thanks for that yall. More characteristics 229'ers share are the belief they've been kidnapped by aliens and probed in the ass. Very little evidence is necessary to make any claim or accusation in this land time forgot on purpose. Actually you don't need any. Merely think it and utter the words. They don't even need to make any sense at all cuz some of these 229'ers only require drama and fuckery in order to sustain life. Toby Keith's song I Love This Bar was originally named I Hate the 229. Indeed, it was written about the 229 but much like Ellen in the 90's, the world just wasn't ready.
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Itâs like being ambidextrous except itâs your feet instead of your handsâ¦ok people?! Here on the 229 we like to say(by we I mean I-just me) someone is ambifootstrous when they show exceptional and extraordinary control over both left and right feet. Weâ¦I mean I donât know any ambifootstrous people yet but Iâm gonna keep looking cuz they really do exist! Ambifootstrous people AND really super nice people! They are real!!
BY Princess Weirdo
*I just forgot my stupid password YALL! Can you fine folks over at the UD help a girl out with that please? Come on I really need assistance with that shit! Cuz I donât even remember which email I used.
229âer- Zippity doo da zippit-ey (while skipping along)
JoeKnows- WTF?! Thatâs methed up! Hey what is that 229âer doing?
Princess Weirdo- Omg! Heâs just skipping! Didnât you know heâs ambifootstrous?
JoeKnows- Well being ambifootstrous looks stupid!
Innocent 229'er-Who are you texting?
Not so innocent texter-Im texting No-Reply
Innocent 229'er- Why? He's not gonna reply!
Not so innocent texter-Dang it! You're right! What was I thinking? (As he throws the phone on disgust)
Part 2
What was not mentioned but must be known is Toms often have donuts in their yard but do not eat them. This is due to Tom trying to run Princess Weirdo over. PW's son, Prince B, saw that the donuts were properly applied. But Tom came to see that this could not be avoided. And his land would soon heal. Tom also brought PW a dozen donuts. Some were glazed donuts and Boston cream donuts from Dunkin which she liked alot and ate them up. She shared them with TomTom and Prince B. PW might share with others too depending on how many are gifted to her.
TomTom- PW I brought you some Dunkin
Princess Weirdo- Thank you TomTom. Your son's are forgiven Sir.
TomTom- Thank you oh gracious one. You are beautiful and wise.
An experienced man and a 229'er residing on the back row of that scandalous community.
Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......
So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.
TomTom-Hey Gregor I'll pay you $100 if you tell me who took my I took a pill in Ibiza and my VIAGRA.
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!