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Where those whose seek to learn to keister professionally go. Also known as prison.
DrPhil- Man sure is quiet around here with Gregor gone.
Krystola- His ass needs to go to keistering College(secretly shes thinking I hope he gets home soon)
DrPhil- Damn! Really?
A road that leads to the X-Mart in Oxford.
TT-Why are you traveling this forbidden 229 in your g-string and stiletto's?
Weary Traveler-Must reach X-Mart before nightfall. Need lube
TT- I know it's you Gregor.
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This is an astrological, biological and perhaps even a little chronological event that Princess Weirdo experiences. It happens on the occasional 2nd Tuesday of a specific month every decade and a half when there are both a solar and lunar eclipse simultaneously, hmmmmm.....not very often huh. Soooo when ALL that lines up in absolute perfection- THEN AND ONLY THEN can she experience a phenomenon known as the right-wrong. Such as maybe thinking Gregor was guilty of fuckery just before he went off to keistering school which he graduated magna cum laude by the way. We sure are proud of Gregor here on the 229. Princess Weirdo is sorry for all the many times she exclaimed, "fuck Gregor!" She didn't mean it. She was right-wrong.
PW-ð¶you spin me right-wrong baby, like a record baby. Right right wrong wrong ð¶ð¶
Gregor-PW I didn't do that. You're right-wrong..
PW-Oh ok Gregor. I accept your apology for making me think I was right when I was really right-wrong. You know it doesn't happen often.
Part 1
A Tiea is an X-member of the 229 and therefore a 229'er. Not to be confused with being in the X-Men. However, she is a mutant. Her powers are more honorable as she seeks to destroy all lies. Like Krystola, she will cast spells on your ass but not with sparklers. She will walk around your house with sticks and lit candles when she does you in. Don't need no stinking sparklers!!
Tia-Maria's are beautiful and amazing creatures. They love having fun and have beautiful smiles.
Tiea's are also prone to mood swings and sitting in truck for prolonged periods of time. One must first observe her mood from a distance before approaching. If it's safe you may approach a Tiea but if not it's better to wait until you see a smile. She has a spectacular smile.
Tiea will make you biscuits and they are grander than Grands especially when she puts strawberries in them. She will also keep you alive when she let's you eat the food she stockpiles but sometimes other members do not like that you can F up all the food you want so beware plotting IS afoot.
Tiea's will take you arrowhead digging when they find out you wanna go so bad.
Tiea's will wash clothes nonstop too and use up ALLLL the Tide in the house.
Tiea's also mix up cheap laundry soap in the Tide bottle but don't tell Triple D.
See part 2- if you can handle it??!
229'er- Who's that sitting in that truck over there?
Princess Weirdo- Gasps as she takes an step backwards saying stand back!! It's a tiea-Maria!!!
229'er 2-What's a Tiea-Maria, PW?
Princess Weirdo- Nobody knows they just mysteriously appeared. Don't go over there! Let me observe her mood.
229'er 1- I'm so very scared right now!
Princess Weirdo- No stay away!! It's not safe for you to approach TM! Imma go visit her though.
Someone that don't know shit about wack cousins!!
JoeKnow's- Look there's is Styles Re. He doesn't know wack cousins.
Princess Weirdo- Nope but I sure know wack cousins.
JoeKnows- Know'em?!! You have wack cousins PW!!!
Dr. Phil- JoeKnow's, did you tell her she IS a wack cousin?
Ok well this is a really fâed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when youâre playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! Thereâs no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I donât know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!
Also by Princess Weirdo
Also still didnât get into my account
VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!
DrPhil- whatâs wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?
VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!
DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?
VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!
PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!
DrPhil- It doesnât even have a case.
What Paw-Paw, who knew everything and was one of the best men in the world called anything and everything that ailed us. From the common cold to chicken pox Paw-paw's professional medical opinion was "you've caught the epi-zoody" .
Grandchild -Paw-paw I don't feel good.
Paw-paw- Oh no, have you got the epi-zoody?
Grandchild- I think so.
Paw-paw- Well you better run on in and let Maw-maw see if you're gonna make it.