shovel

Noun. The solution to any problem.

John: I am so going to get her back for this.
Jane: Okay, so here's the plan. We get a shovel...

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smarties

A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation.

In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.

John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties!
Jane: fml

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