flapjack

Two girls rub their flappy vag's against one another to create a sticky syrupy like fluid. It's not IHOP but it's finger-lickin good my friends.

This morning during our flapjack fest, we got syrup all over grandma's couch. Next time, we should upgrade and funnel cake each other.

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Conlin

Conlins are rare. They are popular and incredible athletes while maintaining a gentleman's image. A lucky breed, Conlins usually have Irish blood. With successful careers and deep pockets, Conlins are a great catch. They enjoy the finer things in life while remaining charitable and humble. The mother of a Conlin is a very lucky woman for she will be well taken care of and loved. If you know a Conlin, you are hanging around the right people.

I think Conlin is the coolest guy I know.

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