Purple Wizard

When your boo's taking a shower, exits from the door to the bathroom with they robe still on and you're in the door with your erect dick out and proclaim "YOOOOU SHALLL NOT PASSSS" and ya pork 'em good.

"I can't believe he pulled a purple wizard on me last night, Joan -- I've haven't felt that sexually vivacious in decades!"

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Cincinnati Uptown

When you and your honey run out of depression medication and have to fuck to feel human again.

"We gotta stop doing the Cincinnati Uptown, babe."

Wile

To be experience wilin' or be the process of wilin' out. Behaving contrary to the situation around you, preferably while on LSD or other mind altering substances.

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"Cmon man, just let her wile!"

"Bro, we were on a mad wile shit was cray!"

"It was just... a wile."

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