Dale

White knight. A man amongst men. The guy you can tell anything to, like, I prefer paper over digital reading.

Dale gets it done. If you need a lawyer or doctor or dad or knight. Dale’s the guy. Grocer, chief, leader, full of knowledge, and a wise guy without being a creeper.

Dude, I was so freaked out after that creeper freaked me out, I called Dale. He drove right over and fixed everything. He even showed up to court on time.

Justin

Tall, hot, HUGE, you know. And when he was good he was very very good and when he was bad…he was better. Read your nursery rhymes girls.

Fixes cars and washing machines. Always arrives early. Quick to anger. Quicker to make peace and love. Justin is a whiz with numbers.

Justin is so tall and he fixed my car and my taxes