Kid Pro Quo

When two parental units (single or duo) send a responsible and/or experienced kid off to monitor the less responsible and/or inexperienced, resulting in parental relaxation.

G(9th grader): Can I go to (BadBoy)'s house?
Mother of G: Only if C(junior) goes with you?
G & C & C's mom: Yeah!
All Parents: Kid Pro Quo!

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Jobama

The 2008 Democractic Presidential/Vice Presidential candidates

"Who are you voting for, Marilyn?"

"I'm looking for change but someone who knows how Congress works. I'm voting for Jobama! Better than McPain."

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autoscrew

A system or corporation that, without human intervention or action, will self-destruct.

Steve:"Two feet of snow in Washington, D.C. tomorrow. That ought to slow them down."

Marilyn:"Naw, the government is on autoscrew."

Idiotmatic

Reflexive stupidity.

Charlotte: My psychomom is twitter-stalking me!
Galen: That's so idiotmatic!
Charlotte: N.S. Sherlock!

McPain

The 2008 Presidential/Vice Presidential ticket.

"Who you voting for, Marilyn?"

"Dunno. McPain or Jobama? I'll decide when I get to the poll, if it's the right poll and the line isn't too long."

Virtual Bluetooth

When people are talking as though they had a Bluetooth device on but they don't.

Who is Marilyn talking to?

She's on Virtual Bluetooth.

Bottomographic

Map of the bottom of the ocean.

Phil: What do you call that map of the Marianas Trench?
Rhonda: I believe it is bottomographic!
Phil: Is that an innuendo?

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