straight up

being honest, telling the truth

When he told me about what he had done, I was surprised! I asked him "Straight up?" and he said "Yeah, honest!"

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tip

to give an extra amount of money for a service, such as to a waiter, in appreciation of his efforts. Origins: Years ago, waiters and some others hoping for a little extra money, used to carry around a small box labelled "To Improve Promptness", and soon the initials were shortened to form the single word "tip". Nowadays, it is customary in many places to give a tip which is one tenth of the total bill.

The boy from the lobby took our bags to our room, and from the way he kept standing there in the doorway with his hand slightly out, palm up, you could tell he was hoping for a tip.

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Stroking

A frequently-used discreet word for "masturbating". It may be used in reference to a male or female, and it also may be used when it is done by oneself or by someone else.

If you're in polite company, you would use the subtle word "stroking" instead of the blunt terms "masturbating" or "wanking".

Mum: Did you take Charlie his dinner?

Cheryl: No, I couldn't go in. He was busy.

Mum: What do you mean "busy"? If he's busy, you can still take it in, can't you?

Cheryl: No, he needs his privacy. He was, um... busy stroking himself, Mum.

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in his cups

in his fighting spirit and/or drunk

He is usually a little timid when he was talking to his wife, but nobody in the bar can beat him when he's in his cups!

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incest

Incest is when you finally realize that you really do love your brother or your father, and together you discover the wonder and the beauty and the joy of expressing that deep love to each other with your bodies.

"Most girls grow up and leave home and search the world for their true love, never realizing that he was just in the next room - and they would have known, but society had brainwashed them into thinking that incest was somehow taboo."

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