Clam Bake

ancient healing technique in which a poltice of hot seaweed and fish heads is placed atop a womans vulva. believed to cure syphilis and other s.t.d.'s.

"medicine man give wife calm bake, but still smell same to me. ugh!"

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hoo hoo

Nether regions of a stripper. Usually kept trimmed, it is often referred to as a no no when unkempt.

"I'll tip you a buck to see your hoo-hoo!"

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sagret

A seagull in a can.

Dude, there's a sagret burning.

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X-box

A gaming console with tiresome games (ie Project Gotham Racing).

"John would rather play with his X-box than to listen to this lecture."
"Dude!"

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anus

Pooper.

Oh My GOD! What is that man doing to his anus?!

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packet

to pwn

I'm going to packet this fucker

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Vaseline

Petroleum jelly lubricant, not for anal purposes.

"Dude, I need to lube my car, got any Vaseline?"

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