anus

Pooper.

Oh My GOD! What is that man doing to his anus?!

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packet

to pwn

I'm going to packet this fucker

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Homsar

military slang; short for homosexual seargent.

private:"blow me behind the barracks tonight homsar?"
homsar:"fuck you,you little weasel! get that peach out of your ass aand go get me a cup of coffee!!!!"

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hung up

When appendage being inserted into partners body swells to the point of being irremovable.

"I didn't wear my watch! We're just hung up!"

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electric fence

Outdoor urinal

"Do you wanna go on that there electric fence?"

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Vaginae

Plural for the word "vagina".

"Does anyone here know the collective noun for a group of vagina?"
"Vaginae"

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brick

1) Popular construction material.
2) Fecal matter which looks like popular construction material.
3) Erect penis which has same strength as popular construction material.
4) A typo or more polite form of the word 'prick'.
5) A mobile telecommunications device from the 1980's.

1) "Dude, that house is made of bricks."
2) "Dude, I just laid a brick."
3) "Dude, I've got a brick."
4) "Dude, you're such a brick."
5) "Dude, check out that dude talking on his brick."

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