Assassin

A character in Diablo II: Lord of Destruction.

The Assassin picked up your body, biatch.

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bbc

The British Broadcasting Corporation.

1) Great business strategy, taxing the British population for funding.
2) Owners of IRC servers which forbid everyone.
3) Owners of servers with cheap security.
4) Owners of nice cameras
5) If you could own them, imagine the power.

Let's go pay our tax.

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gaybar

A tool used for prying apart fags who have become hung up.

"Father Flanagan, do you by chance happen to keep a gaybar around?"

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cyber sex

Phone sex via a computer usually in chatrooms.

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D&D

D&D is short for "Dungeons and Dragons", a fantasy role-playing game developed in the early 70's by gaming activist Gary Gygax. Although unfortunately associated with “geeks” and loners, D&D is responsible for launching many commonly-played and award-winning RPGs today, especially those electronically-based. The sad majority of people who judge D&D purely upon anorexic, undersexed individuals are ridiculously ignorant, and those same who blame gamers for being “stereotyped” are ironically hypocritical. The common cliché for gamers being skinny, runtish nerds is hardly, if ever, found in society… most people who play D&D are either stressed-out and busy guys with a hectic life, or smart, cool individuals with huge imaginations and the guts to admit they play their hobby to the rest of cynical society.

D&D is the fantasy role-playing game that started it all.

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Deep fried Mars Bar

Scottish national dish after haggis.

"Stick it in the deep fat frier."

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American Ricer

an idiot for even wanting an import when he could get a late 60's or early 70's muscle car instead.

"poor american ricer. why does he want to appear like one of those japjunk drivers? wow, he could've had a V8."

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