netsplit

When netlag gets really bad, and delays between servers exceed a certain threshhold, the {IRC} network effectively becomes partitioned for a period of time, and large numbers of people seem to be signing off at the same time and then signing back on again when things get better. An instance of this is called a 'netburp' (or sometimes, netsplit).

*Netsplit Detected* @ChanServ has left the channel.

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Bollocks

What Tony Blair lacks

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no no

An unmaintained hoo hoo.

"Geez, that's a no no!"

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nutscrape

A medical condition after severe scratching of the testicles.

"He was involved in a sexual act with his cat and his cat scratched his balls, he was in hospital for a week with his nutscrape!"
"Dude!"

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Vahevia

A Fantasy Horror role-playing setting developed in Early 2002 by a gaming activist. Renowned for a sense of paranoia, terror, and trustlessness it inhibits in gamers.

Vahevia, an alien world of paranoia, darkness and strange fantasy.

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cockpit

Underwear

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SA80

Assault rifle used by the British Army. Stands for Small Arms for the 1980's. It was produced in the 1980's and is most likely to be taken out of service in 2015. The guns in the SA80 rang are the L85A1, the L86A1 LSW and the L98A1 CGP. They have a round velocity of 900m/s and they use the NATO standard 5.56mm calibre and are fed by a magazine with a capacity of 30 rounds but is filled with 28 to stop jamming. The rifles are made of plastic and are made mass production, hence so many people complain they are "cheap and plasticky", maybe because they are from the 80's. Despite all this it is a good overall weapon.

"Dude, let me shoot you with my SA80."

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