Shelterism

The act of sheltering your child from every “bad” thing in the world until adulthood, causing multiple social disorders.

My poor friend’s parents practice shelterism.

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Penile Flatulence

Penis queef; air escaping from the penis like vaginal flatulence. Slang include pequeef, dick fart, man queef, et cetera.

Mike is known for his penile flatulence.

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Sholy Hit

A phrase used when you are a dumb little kid allergic to bad words. (Holy Shit with the first letters swapped).

He told me about the car crash, and I replied “Sholy Hit!”

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W.I.F.E.

An acronym for Wired Integrated Female Electroencephalograph.

I was programming my W.I.F.E.

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