Diariah

It’s the name of a secrecy diary containing excerpts from a persons really shitty life experiences.

No I didn’t get that job today and I got run over on my way home.. I really must remember to enter that into my Diariah when I’m released from intensive care

Deflarted

When you’ve literally farted so much you’ve devoid your intestines of any gas’s leaving yourself feeling rather empty and deflarted.

He was feeling cold deflarted and alone as he left the office..