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Yet another act designed to share noxious butt gas (flatulence) with one's significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.
1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.
2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.
3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.
4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.
NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result
This was inspired by the Dutch Oven
I gave my wife The Bellows last night. That's how her eyebrows got singed.
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When having sex with an Indian (or possibly Pakistani) woman...immediately after they reach orgasm.
The subject pulls away and states in their best Indian accent (ideally Apu from the Simpsons):
"Thank you, cum again"
Just for reference you had better have really enjoyed the fuckening, because there's basically zero chance you're ever getting to tap that ever again.
My girlfriend dumped my ass last week. She got really pissed when I gave her The Apu. Totally worth it tho'.
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Lucky this is both a noun and a verb.
Part batshit crazy, part a revenge shit, but basically leaving a steaming pile of (human) shit on your significant other's pillow as a statement of your opinion on their general worth as a human being.
Let's be clear...dropping a dog turn on a pillow is nasty enough but human shit...that's just a whole other level of nasty and crazy.
Side note - this is so crazy that it's virtually impossible to be good enough in bed to justify this level of crazy (see the crazy-hot scale).
Amber Heard left a steaming Amber Turd on Johnny Depp's pillow. I'm pretty sure it didn't smell like success.
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Donald J Trump
The diaper wearing traitor and 45th president of these United States.
Q: which President was it who wears a diaper, falls asleep in court at his own criminal trial, wears a diaper, and shits his pants on the reg?
A: Why Donald Von ShitzInPantz of course
When the rules only apply when they help you. See also "Do As I Say, Not As I Do"
During the 2020 election count Trump wanted to keep counting where he was behind and stop the count where he was ahead. That's some real TrumpTegrity right there!
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The plural of the popular moniker Karen
Dude, did you see that kettle of karens walk in? I bet somebody is going to want to talk to the manger.