Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for âchonkstersâ and freight train mommies. If a âbitchâ has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase âI like some meat on my bitchesâ literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of âhonkersâ they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesnât love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! Itâs fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge youâve learned and catch yourself a âthicc bihâ. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! Itâs fat bitch Friday!