Shrunkle

1. Typical Southern adulteration of two or more words, in an attempt to make a colloquial shortcut, but actually making a more difficult word to say and understand. In this specific example, 'shrank' or 'shrunk', and 'wrinkled' are vulgarly heaped upon each other in a backwoods display of grotesque sexual prowess, similar to turtles having sex.

2. What happens to a southern man's genitalia when temperature drops whilst moisture is present.

"Pardon me madam, but I must ask for a slight refractory period before our bed ridden frolic; for I have swam in frigid waters, and my wiener has shrunkled."