lux balls

A feeling commonly associated with men when there balls have been hit.

Bob: (Kicks Joe)
Joe: Why did you Lux balls my balls

Alfabety spaghetti

Commonly associated with Rimmer angry at Lister for sleeping with his mum. Generally happens when something out of your control accures.

Bob: Hey Jeff
Jeff: You slept with my girlfriend

Bob: Yeah, she was awesome

Jeff: Alfabety spaghetti