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Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.

My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.

by Professional Racist February 2, 2022


Professional Racist

A racist person who's name ends in a racial slur, so they are recognized as a professional racist.

Have you heard about Nickgurr, that professional racist?

by Professional Racist November 5, 2021

8πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

by Professional Racist December 1, 2021

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Geometry Class

This class is a fucking war zone of bullshit lessons and stupid contrapositive statements, like use proper fucking english you dumbass female math teachers.

Bryant: Damn I hate Geometry class
Aidan: Yeah it's fucking stupid like me

by Professional Racist August 29, 2022


Big Nig

A bigger nigger, aka a big black penis.

I saw his bigger nigger, it was beautiful. I told him it was something worth praising.

"Your big nig is so long!"

by Professional Racist November 5, 2021


Short Bosnian Man

A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.

Online Person: Dude, you're such a nigger.
Short Bosnian Man: MOM, THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGER!

by Professional Racist April 4, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo

When Germany invades Israel and kill all the jews with electric chairs.

I can't wait for Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo!

by Professional Racist April 1, 2022

15πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž