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When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.
Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?
A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.
I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.
3π 2π
An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.
A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.
Online Person: Dude, you're such a nigger.
Short Bosnian Man: MOM, THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGER!
2π 1π
A racist person who's name ends in a racial slur, so they are recognized as a professional racist.
Have you heard about Nickgurr, that professional racist?
8π 13π
This class is a fucking war zone of bullshit lessons and stupid contrapositive statements, like use proper fucking english you dumbass female math teachers.
Bryant: Damn I hate Geometry class
Aidan: Yeah it's fucking stupid like me
A bigger nigger, aka a big black penis.
I saw his bigger nigger, it was beautiful. I told him it was something worth praising.
"Your big nig is so long!"