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Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022


Skinny Wannabe Frenchie

A skinny white kid who took french class and got so obsessed with france that he painted a french flag on his ballsack. He gets very horny when people mention france or speak french, often saying "Suce ma bite papi!"

Bob: Have you heard about the skinny wannabe frenchie?
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'

by Professional Racist August 25, 2022