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An entirely hypothetical situation in which is straight man and a straight woman are friends without one or both harboring secret sexual desires for the other.
Guy 1: Me and Lucy are in such a healthy plutonic friendship.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.
James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.
Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?
James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.
A cold, unfeeling, sociopathic bitch who will rip out your heart on a religious holiday, ghost you, and make you feel like it was somehow all your fault. Its not all bad though, because two weeks later, she joined the Navy and as soon as you're done with her, you can fuck someone way hotter!
Guy 1: Hey, man. Im really sorry to hear about Mischa.
Guy 2: Its no big deal man. I have a good job and shes out being a baracks-bunny (See Baracks-Bunny).
(Adj) Describing a man or a woman who just likes to go with the flow. They can often be found with a cock in their mouth and/or ass. They are typically fluid creatures and only give their stark opinion on a subject if it involves their hatred of Donald Trump or repressed memories of sexual assault from a trusted religious official.
Man 1: Damn, Bill is awfully Kimpish. He seems to lack all regaurd for anything other than homosexual sex.
Man 2: You're right. Just make sure you never mention Summer Camp with Father Francis when Bill was 8.
The act of absolutely thundercunting a bitch in her moose-knuckled lulu lemons.
Steve: Nancy was acting like a total bitch in class so I gave her the old fashioned Mooseknuckle Mash.