Acorn in a bush

When someone has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis. The penis looks like an acorn in a bush.

I have a hot date tonight So I should probably shave my pubes, it looks like an Acorn in a bush.

Queer Cum

When you cum and it is not white. It is a weird color like yellow or grey.

Last night I had queer cum, it was yellow and it smelled like pee and cum combined, i then ate it and it tasted like popcorn.