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A female-identifying person who has good vision, probably on account of all the carrots she eats.
God, girls who eat carrots save big on optometrist bills
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Drake and Future's music circa 2015, when they released their collaborative work, What A Time To Be Alive. It consisted of dark, moody trap music, and was especially meant to be listened to while driving around Atlanta late at night, especially while sipping on a cup of lean. The two have never managed to top it. It was the peak of both of their careers, and is often considered the best era of not just hip hop, but of music as a whole.
Don't you feel like Drake and Future just need to go back to the What A Time To Be Alive era of making dark, moody trap music made for late night drives around Atlanta while you're sipping on a cup of lean?
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Vaporeon is the most fuckable Pokémon.
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Oh my God look at that moist Vaporeon
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Where you go if you want to put in the same amount of work you would've at Harvard, but for a 3.3 instead of a 3.9. Grade deflation is real, and it's a menace.
Everyone who goes to UChicago comes to regret it.
The main thing that separates UChicago from Harvard. Well, that any an inferiority complex.
God, I wish I'd gone anywhere but UChicago. Due to grade deflation, the professor curved to a C- and my 99 on the assignment got curved down to an 86.
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